Last time on Naruto Saga... Our heroes were attacked by the evil weird gay polka player Steve Urkel and they tried their best to stop him but they prove no match for us until Mr.T show up!
8:00 PM Cavepit
Mr. T: Ok nerd it's gametime (10000 Fists of Doom)
Steve Urkel: Oh my god I can't feel my legs you b@!%^&d Snake Eyes No Jutsu!
Kakashi: Now I feel very disturbed!
Naruto: I think I have loss my manhood
Steve Urkel changes into a snake lady
Mr. T: Man that is one ugly boy!
Naruto: Hey Mr.T why are you here in the first place!
Mr.T: Are you that dumb fool, I came here to protect the village from the organization of Snake!
Naruto: What the hell is Snake!
Mr T.: (talking smart!) This organization was created about 1 year ago by the alliance of Sasuke and Itachi but it grew throughout the five great nations and now there is about 12 members of that group now!
Naruto: Who are the members?
Mr.T: Steve Urkel, Micheal Jackson, Sasuke, Itachi, Geogre W. Bush, Brittany Spears, Beavis, Hitler, Saddam, Bin Laden, Chaos, and of course the leader the Ice Cream Man!
Kakashi: Wait a second so you are telling me that a low income paid worker is the d@#n leader wow how stupid can you be!
Steve Urkel: This is not a social party how dare you mock me (Sting Bird Claw!)
Mr. T uses a secret techinque to avoid the damage but Naruto is going to give Steve Urkel a big welcome of butt kicking!
Naruto: You and your stupid polka music is starting to make me angry (Naruto uses a Kyubbi pill which allows Naruto to go into a three tail state!)
Naruto: Steve URKELLLLLLLL! DIEEEEE! Naruto Combo Spirit Boom
Steve Urkel: Oh mommy! Alkjdstkljewtjewoithjwotjewtitj noooooooooooo!
Mr.T: Note to self do not make Naruto angry!
Naruto: Man that was easy!
Kakashi: Sure Naruto and you were complaining before about OMG he is too powerful, I am too weak to fight him, Am I going to die!
Naruto looks at Kakashi with a dead stare!
Naruto: You didn't just call me a coward did you!
9:00 PM Ghost Town
Sai: Where are we?
Sakura: You got us lost again! Man you are so lame!
Sai: (thinking) Oh yeah she is in love with me
Sakura: Crap I forgot to bring some lipstick
Sai: I have some lipstick
Sakura: You are really weird Sai you know that girls use lipstick not guys!
Sai: Well excuse me for trying to be nice to you, you fat hag!
Sakura with a fierce temper
Sakura: HAGGGGG! How dare you insult me you dickless moron!
Sakura punches Sai through 5 rock walls!
Sai: Oh god that hurts!
A member of team Snake appears
Geogre W. Bush: Man you kids are as dumb as the records say!
Sakura: OMG not him!
Sai uses the techinque Reading Rainbow Drawing to try to stunt Bush but that was useless!
Bush: Man you guys are lame now its my turn for some fun Demon Transformation
Bushy Brow Lion Man!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Next time on Naruto Saga we are going to find out if Naruto beat the living crap out of Kakashi or not and continue to see the fight between Sakura and Sai vs Geogre W. Bush!
Arnold: Hey Jax!
Jax: What do you want?
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Jax: Are you ok dude!
Arnold: I don't know, I've been having problems controlling my voice since I cloned myself!
Jax: Wait a second so their are 5 of you right now!
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Jax: OMGGGGGGG! (runs away)
Arnold 1,2,3,4,5: What is his problem!